Christiana Cinn – Ultimate Bitch Boss Training

Christiana is the biggest bitch in the company. She uses her looks and her position to dominate everyone around her.Secretary: Mr Masters is still waiting to see you, Miss Cinn.



Christiana: Tell him I am finishing a call. [15 minutes later] Okay, send him in.



Masters: Did I have the wrong appointment time? I have been waiting for over 30 minutes.



CHRISTIANA: Relax Matterson, I run the entire HR department here now. If you have to wait on me, you wait.



MASTERS: It’s “Masters,” and I have a job to do, too.



CHRISTIANA: Well Mathews, whether you have a job or not is actually depending on how this review goes.



MASTERS: “Masters”



CHRISTIANA: Whatever. Listen, company policy is that we have three of these meetings, but I can tell you, I might start putting a resume together if I were you.



MASTERS: A resume? I am the most efficient manager here.



CHRISTIANA: Well, your “efficiency” seems to have your female staff either making sexual harassment complaints or seeming unusually happy before having some kind of breakdown.



MASTERS: I don’t know-



CHRISTIANA: I’m going to stop you there Mattock; consider this the first review. We’re done. [After he leaves, she gets on her phone…]Day 2



CHRISTIANA: Okay, send him in.



MASTERS: You had me waiting for an hour! This is bull-



CHRISTIANA: [Holding up her hand] Please, please Mittens, use profanity at me so I can just skip this review process and terminate you.



MASTERS: I am sorry, I know you are just doing your job, I even got you a gift [spins wheel]



CHRISTIANA: Really? A bribe?



MASTERS: No, it’s just this is something I use to help me RELAX



CHRISTIANA’s eyes start to focus on the wheel. The training continues over the next three days…



Christiana gets brainwashed into wearing skimpy linger